'Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 100 Episodes Later, They Still Say The Darndest Things

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County: 100th Episode Special." It's a historic day, America. Together, we forged a society in which a humble reality show, initially titled "Behind The Gates," permeated the pop culture consciousness and made it to this milestone 100th episode. To commemorate this dubious occasion, I'm going to recap the anniversary special in a manner that best reveals the bizarre appeal of these women: in their own (grammatically compromised) words. Without further ado, I present the 100th episodes of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" in 100 sound bites. Woo hoo! "Holy crap." -Vicki "He's pretty much keeping me." -Jo on...